Shocking pictures released indicate that the cows chosen for the California Milk and Cheese ads have been regularly subjected to casting couch auditions. These "casting cows" rarely ever even see a camera, let alone make it on screen. But they are subjected to the lowest form of humiliation nevertheless.
"These charges are patently ridiculous", claims David Bilkson, chief treasury director of the Milk Council. "Anyone could have taken those photos. You can't even see faces, I mean, how do we know they even auditioned?"
The state prosecutor, Dirk Benson, vows to unveil the entire scandal and bring the entire ring to justice. "Thank God this came out after people got their Milk for Santa," he ruefully admits.
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