29 December 2007
Pulp verification
I remember watching Pulp fiction for the very first time and thinking to myself that I'd seen the Heroine overdose scene before. I knew EXACTLY what was going to happen every moment, I even nailed the timing on Mia popping up back to life. But, for the life of me, I could not place the other film. Well, on a whim, I tripped across this on IMDB:
"The storyline involving Mia's overdose and her revival by an injection of adrenaline into her heart is transcribed word for word from a story told in American Boy: A Profile of: Steven Prince (1978), a documentary directed by Martin Scorsese."
*sigh* I feel so much better.....
24 December 2007
19 December 2007
Y'all come back now... [again]
Dictionary [oxford]
y'all |yôl|
contraction of
you-all.
you-all |ˈyoō ˌôl; yôl| (also y'all)
pronoun dialect
(in the southern U.S.) you (used to refer to more than one person) : how are you-all?
One of the things that started bugging me about the English language was the inconsistent plural "you". Other languages differentiate between the singular and plural forms of you, why don't we? For example, the famous song "voulez-vous couchez avec moi c'est soire" is actually a reasonably gross misuse of the french language. 'Vous' is the french formal or plural form of the word You, and one would never use it to propose sex. However, I imagine that "Veux-tu couchez avec moi" just didn't have the same bounce. You see, "Tu" is the singular or informal method of using You. The formal and informal seems to stem from the Royal "We", where royalty speaking in a formal sense would refer to themselves as the representative of their fiefdom, and therefor spoke as the entire realm "We". The formal You (or Vous) responded to the plural first person with a plural second person.
But english doesn't have anything like this. So we're stuck saying stupid repetitions of the same word and trying to parse things our contextually. For Example, say you're talking to Bob, who's with his family, and they're all wearing Raider's hats at a football game. You might find your self saying "You and I should get a beer, but not until you come over and meet my family, then we can watch you loose to the Cowboys." Without some gestures, such a sentence is a bit confusing.
So, I have adopted the word: y'all. It's the only current, modern english form of the plural You. It's a contraction of you-all, and a strange one at that. Some people mistakenly try to contract it as ya'll, like you would with he'll (he will). But that's not it. In fact if you were going to contract that way, it would be at least yo'll, which is a bit too close to you'll (you will). Nope, it's y'all , the second person plural pronoun for me. So, let's take it back to Bob: "You and I should get a beer, but not until y'all come over and meet my family, then we can watch y'all loose to the Cowboys." It still falls short differentiating between plural inclusive and plural exclusive, But it at least clears one thing up:
"[Do] y'all want to sleep with me tonight?"
Clearly the song is a proposal for group sex ... :)
So, formally
y'all |yôl|
contraction of you-all.
pronoun [ second person singular ]
used to refer to the people that the speaker is addressing : Y'all come back now.
Have fun with it y'all, but don't you even think of over using it... :)
y'all |yôl|
contraction of
you-all.
you-all |ˈyoō ˌôl; yôl| (also y'all)
pronoun dialect
(in the southern U.S.) you (used to refer to more than one person) : how are you-all?
One of the things that started bugging me about the English language was the inconsistent plural "you". Other languages differentiate between the singular and plural forms of you, why don't we? For example, the famous song "voulez-vous couchez avec moi c'est soire" is actually a reasonably gross misuse of the french language. 'Vous' is the french formal or plural form of the word You, and one would never use it to propose sex. However, I imagine that "Veux-tu couchez avec moi" just didn't have the same bounce. You see, "Tu" is the singular or informal method of using You. The formal and informal seems to stem from the Royal "We", where royalty speaking in a formal sense would refer to themselves as the representative of their fiefdom, and therefor spoke as the entire realm "We". The formal You (or Vous) responded to the plural first person with a plural second person.
But english doesn't have anything like this. So we're stuck saying stupid repetitions of the same word and trying to parse things our contextually. For Example, say you're talking to Bob, who's with his family, and they're all wearing Raider's hats at a football game. You might find your self saying "You and I should get a beer, but not until you come over and meet my family, then we can watch you loose to the Cowboys." Without some gestures, such a sentence is a bit confusing.
So, I have adopted the word: y'all. It's the only current, modern english form of the plural You. It's a contraction of you-all, and a strange one at that. Some people mistakenly try to contract it as ya'll, like you would with he'll (he will). But that's not it. In fact if you were going to contract that way, it would be at least yo'll, which is a bit too close to you'll (you will). Nope, it's y'all , the second person plural pronoun for me. So, let's take it back to Bob: "You and I should get a beer, but not until y'all come over and meet my family, then we can watch y'all loose to the Cowboys." It still falls short differentiating between plural inclusive and plural exclusive, But it at least clears one thing up:
"[Do] y'all want to sleep with me tonight?"
Clearly the song is a proposal for group sex ... :)
So, formally
y'all |yôl|
contraction of you-all.
pronoun [ second person singular ]
used to refer to the people that the speaker is addressing : Y'all come back now.
Have fun with it y'all, but don't you even think of over using it... :)
14 December 2007
Xmas List
So, despite shaking off the last remnants of Catholicism, I still feel something for Xmas. And as I look at my calendar, I notice that it's a national holiday. Yes, that's right, it's a Secular, non-religious, government approved holiday. And if you look at the history of christmas, you'll see that it pretty much is an american concoction.
The term "Christ- mass" was applied to the Saturnalia/Yule/Solstice celebrations, despite the overwhelming biblical evidence indicating that it wasn't the time of year that Jesus was supposedly born. Clearly this time of year was borrowed. Also, the various christian churches have disavowed the holiday several times. But don't take my word, look it up...
*sigh* So, this makes Xmas essentially a Hallmark Holiday. It may have started as a way to ethically find a way to spoil the kids a little, during creatively oppressive times. But now, marketing has taken it to a very dark place.
So, I'm gonna take things in a [hopefully] new direction. Here's my Xmas list this year.
#1 Give a bum a dollar.
#2 Give a bum more than a dollar and send me a card saying so.
#3 Give your car a thorough tune-up and make sure the tires are filled.
#4 Start a carpool at work.
#5 Spend a day hugging everyone you see
#6 Toss someone a mercy fvck.
#7 Spend a day working to make the world a better place.
#8 Find someone you'd normally ignore and have an extended conversation with them.
Call or email me the results.
Thanks.
The term "Christ- mass" was applied to the Saturnalia/Yule/Solstice celebrations, despite the overwhelming biblical evidence indicating that it wasn't the time of year that Jesus was supposedly born. Clearly this time of year was borrowed. Also, the various christian churches have disavowed the holiday several times. But don't take my word, look it up...
*sigh* So, this makes Xmas essentially a Hallmark Holiday. It may have started as a way to ethically find a way to spoil the kids a little, during creatively oppressive times. But now, marketing has taken it to a very dark place.
So, I'm gonna take things in a [hopefully] new direction. Here's my Xmas list this year.
#1 Give a bum a dollar.
#2 Give a bum more than a dollar and send me a card saying so.
#3 Give your car a thorough tune-up and make sure the tires are filled.
#4 Start a carpool at work.
#5 Spend a day hugging everyone you see
#6 Toss someone a mercy fvck.
#7 Spend a day working to make the world a better place.
#8 Find someone you'd normally ignore and have an extended conversation with them.
Call or email me the results.
Thanks.
08 December 2007
There's a new fire guild in town.
For those of you who've seen this:
people.tribe.net/quin/blog
Yes, I know about it.
Yes, I know it could be taken as a back handed slap at me. Though I'm assured that wasn't the intention.
I'm not going to be participating in this and I think my local friends need to know why.
"Been there, done that"
Several years ago, I co-organized NAFAA and the local chapter guild 'Hearthfire'. It was torn apart. Probably for the same general reasons that almost every other fire organization has failed. And if I knew what those reasons are, I might try to help avoid them. I can point to the petty inter-personal politics that had nothing to do with the group, but in the end, I think it's just a matter of ego. Not really in a bad way, just that you need a strong ego to spin fire in the first place and when you get a room full of them, they often collide. But what may be the most important part is that I remember the years it took to write the nafaa code, the $1000s of dollars I spent researching and educating fire departments, and the difficulty I had keeping together over 500 active members of NAFAA. I don't want to start all over again. I'm way done with fire politics.
"Fact and fright"
If you glance over the invitation to the group, you'll see first that they're using scare tactics to get members to join. This is not a healthy way to start anything, Just look at the Bush Administration. But, also, they're working from snippets of reality without first getting the whole; getting the facts. I'm not sure I can, nor want to, work with people who will build from gossip as their foundation.
"Not enough time"
I'm falling behind on my personal schedule for Red Swan. There's a ton of work I haven't done on the website and 100 phone calls to make after I do. We're still getting jobs in, and we haven't really started on our planned programs. Now, Red Swan is something I completely believe in. I think it can go very far, but can also help place the fire community in much higher standing than back yard birthdays, and mistreated rave nuisances. Our goal is to provide the fire community with avenues that not only pay well, but pay regularly. We'd love to see people *making a living* at fire performance rather than just have it as a weekend gig-thing. So, if I don't have enough time for something I really believe in, I certainly don't have the time for something I'm dubious about.
"Convenience"
And, of course, They're holding this meeting on a Wednesday. While it's true that there are 3 people who can run the park, it still feels like an imposition to ask. But more importantly, I like going to burn club. Why would I want to give up Doing fire to Talk about fire? Seems counter-productive.
So, should this be taken as my suggestion to avoid this group? No. In the end of it all, I see one of two things happening. Either the forces that killed so many other fire guilds apart will do the same here. In which case, I will have wasted time and effort. Or something solid, factual and beneficial will happen. And if *I'm* part of it, people will probably look to me to make that happen. I've spend the time in research, I've attended quarterly 9am meetings on weekdays, I've distributed enough DVDs that my drive finally died on this very machine, I've talked city after city into using the NAFAA code so that it's easier to get permits in LA, possible to get them at all in Santa Monica, and easier to get them in Orange County. I have fought against the tides of bureaucratic red tape and the insipid fears of our community long enough. Time for other people to stand up. Maybe Ty and Rebecca will start showing up regularly at SAFFE meetings, maybe Fire Groove will get serious about fire safety, heck, maybe Josh will step up as a community leader, Who Knows? But the point is, it will be less likely for someone else to step up if I'm still active.
I'm stepping out of this guild in hopes that people will actually READ the NAFAA regs, even the annotated version. I'm hoping that other people will devote time and money to researching the deeper truths about fire performance. I'm hoping that in a large group, someone will grow a pair and bother to ask other people about the whole story instead of convenient little snippets. I'm hoping that the LA fire community won't continue to lean on me as the sole source of fire safety info and starts doing some of this work in an organized and distributed manner. And, of course, I'm hoping that they'll deliver this information to the NAFAA site for posing in the wiki. :)
So, If you've read this far, just sign your name at the top of your answer sheet and turn it in whistling. I thank you for putting up with my ramblings. Also, I might add that by getting this far, you have the makings for the kind of person I'm talking about here. Maybe you should join this guild just to help keep their facts straight for them. :) Don't worry, I don't have a problem with anyone else joining up.... ;)
[oh, and for the record, this definition:]
ego |ˈēgō|
noun ( pl. egos)
• Psychoanalysis: the part of the mind that mediates between the conscious and the unconscious and is responsible for reality testing and a sense of personal identity. Compare with id and superego .
people.tribe.net/quin/blog
Yes, I know about it.
Yes, I know it could be taken as a back handed slap at me. Though I'm assured that wasn't the intention.
I'm not going to be participating in this and I think my local friends need to know why.
"Been there, done that"
Several years ago, I co-organized NAFAA and the local chapter guild 'Hearthfire'. It was torn apart. Probably for the same general reasons that almost every other fire organization has failed. And if I knew what those reasons are, I might try to help avoid them. I can point to the petty inter-personal politics that had nothing to do with the group, but in the end, I think it's just a matter of ego. Not really in a bad way, just that you need a strong ego to spin fire in the first place and when you get a room full of them, they often collide. But what may be the most important part is that I remember the years it took to write the nafaa code, the $1000s of dollars I spent researching and educating fire departments, and the difficulty I had keeping together over 500 active members of NAFAA. I don't want to start all over again. I'm way done with fire politics.
"Fact and fright"
If you glance over the invitation to the group, you'll see first that they're using scare tactics to get members to join. This is not a healthy way to start anything, Just look at the Bush Administration. But, also, they're working from snippets of reality without first getting the whole; getting the facts. I'm not sure I can, nor want to, work with people who will build from gossip as their foundation.
"Not enough time"
I'm falling behind on my personal schedule for Red Swan. There's a ton of work I haven't done on the website and 100 phone calls to make after I do. We're still getting jobs in, and we haven't really started on our planned programs. Now, Red Swan is something I completely believe in. I think it can go very far, but can also help place the fire community in much higher standing than back yard birthdays, and mistreated rave nuisances. Our goal is to provide the fire community with avenues that not only pay well, but pay regularly. We'd love to see people *making a living* at fire performance rather than just have it as a weekend gig-thing. So, if I don't have enough time for something I really believe in, I certainly don't have the time for something I'm dubious about.
"Convenience"
And, of course, They're holding this meeting on a Wednesday. While it's true that there are 3 people who can run the park, it still feels like an imposition to ask. But more importantly, I like going to burn club. Why would I want to give up Doing fire to Talk about fire? Seems counter-productive.
So, should this be taken as my suggestion to avoid this group? No. In the end of it all, I see one of two things happening. Either the forces that killed so many other fire guilds apart will do the same here. In which case, I will have wasted time and effort. Or something solid, factual and beneficial will happen. And if *I'm* part of it, people will probably look to me to make that happen. I've spend the time in research, I've attended quarterly 9am meetings on weekdays, I've distributed enough DVDs that my drive finally died on this very machine, I've talked city after city into using the NAFAA code so that it's easier to get permits in LA, possible to get them at all in Santa Monica, and easier to get them in Orange County. I have fought against the tides of bureaucratic red tape and the insipid fears of our community long enough. Time for other people to stand up. Maybe Ty and Rebecca will start showing up regularly at SAFFE meetings, maybe Fire Groove will get serious about fire safety, heck, maybe Josh will step up as a community leader, Who Knows? But the point is, it will be less likely for someone else to step up if I'm still active.
I'm stepping out of this guild in hopes that people will actually READ the NAFAA regs, even the annotated version. I'm hoping that other people will devote time and money to researching the deeper truths about fire performance. I'm hoping that in a large group, someone will grow a pair and bother to ask other people about the whole story instead of convenient little snippets. I'm hoping that the LA fire community won't continue to lean on me as the sole source of fire safety info and starts doing some of this work in an organized and distributed manner. And, of course, I'm hoping that they'll deliver this information to the NAFAA site for posing in the wiki. :)
So, If you've read this far, just sign your name at the top of your answer sheet and turn it in whistling. I thank you for putting up with my ramblings. Also, I might add that by getting this far, you have the makings for the kind of person I'm talking about here. Maybe you should join this guild just to help keep their facts straight for them. :) Don't worry, I don't have a problem with anyone else joining up.... ;)
[oh, and for the record, this definition:]
ego |ˈēgō|
noun ( pl. egos)
• Psychoanalysis: the part of the mind that mediates between the conscious and the unconscious and is responsible for reality testing and a sense of personal identity. Compare with id and superego .
27 November 2007
An open letter to the fire community
8 months ago, i was requested to build a bullet point list for fire marshals who would be inspecting fire performers in the So. Cal. area. I feel that I was VERY public in this notice as well as in the request for assistance in this endeavor. I posted it on the NAFAA list, and in my blog
and to anyone who would listen. But the response was still pretty minimal and we did the best that we could.
Here are the results.
Basically the NAFAA regs with a few points removed and worded from the other side of the permit.
An LA county fire marshal took notice of these and asked to have a meeting about them. I posted this too.
So, today, I get a call from... let's say, a 'concerned community member' ... asking if the was a way we could get the bullet point list on the NAFAA site annotated before the County marshall implements his version. *Sigh* i was torn between two forces.
First, yeah, that's the whole point of NAFAA and the intermediary position I've taken between the fire performance community and the fire suppression community.
On the other hand, NAFFA has been around for SEVEN YEARS, the performer safety guidelines have been in place for FIVE YEARS, the current version for TWO YEARS, the bullet points for EIGHT MONTHS, and it is now fully FOUR MONTHS *after* the meeting with this guy. ITS A LITTLE GODDAMN LATE.
What's worse is that the community started chittering about this, held secret meetings about it, and have been spreading rumors for four months WITHOUT EVER ONCE ASKING ME THE DETAILS!!!!!! People are "voicing concerns" about this line item or that one, without ever asking ANY of the following questions:
1) Will the bullet point list get implemented whole-cloth by the county? The answer is No. Several points were crossed off during the meeting and the ENTIRE thing will definitely be reworded. Honestly, I don't remember the details, but a lot of the items were not adopted. But i can say that he definitely wasn't interested in a lot of the performer-directed safety items like costuming.
2) Will this be law, or change the laws in cities that have their own fire departments? No, it's classified as training materials, its not code, nor law, but just a step down from policy. Individual departments will still write the permits, they'll just have a uniform guideline from which to start. And other county departments like LA City, Santa Monica, Culver City, etc won't be affected at all. This can only have an effect in these cities.
3) Was I pushing to have the whole thing implemented? No, I entered the meeting looking to keep the regulations down as much as possible. I went to explain things. For example, I clarified the audience separation items. And I think he got it. He really got it. In case no one remembers, I used to pull people into my act to display the safety of the sword. My audience separation was measured in millimeters. But, when we're talking about spinning tools, yeah, I think there should be -some- separation. Fire eating, not so much. Drunk wild crowds, yeah, separation, sitting at dinner tables, not so much. Etc.
4) Is the fire marshall still open to input about this matter? We covered a lot of ground, he took a lot of notes, he might be completely done with it. Besides, how is he gonna feel about a gaggle of 'fire artists' whining that they want to wear feathers or sit in the audience while they breathe fire? *sigh*
Is it really so hard to say, "Hey, what's up with that?" Drop an email, make a phone call, or just post it on Tribe.... sheesh. And how delusional do you have to be to hold a meeting, represent it as something I put together but couldn't attend, and then expect it not to get back to me? Heck I knew about it before it happened (though, it did take a couple of weeks before I was told that I was being represented as part of it).
Here's a couple of suggestions for our community of daredevils:
1) If someone is publicly taking action to make your life easier, and you're not willing to help in any way, don't be surprised when those actions affect you. In short, if you don't vote, don't bitch.
2) If you have a real problem with someone, do whatever your spineless little ass needs to do to sort it out with them privately before making public drama about it.
3) Get your fuggin facts straight. And not just about this. That's a NAFAA credo. Learn about your art, get interested in it, find out about other cities, states and countries. Take an hour out to ask someone from some very different place what they have to go through to perform, the fuels they use, move names, etc. Take a couple of minutes out of a weekday morning and call a fire department and ask if they know anything about fire arts. Offer to educate them if they don't. Get their permitting procedure if they do.
Come on folks. There's a whole system of fire prevention out there. It's legally sanctioned by the laws of the land, and have the full backing of the constitution. DO NOT treat them like an enemy. You really don't want them as an enemy. And if you don't work with them, they won't work with, or for, you.
-Grumpy Tedward
NAFAA.org webmaster
19 November 2007
Mac-less
I finally took my mac in for repair. It took me two tries to get someone to take my machine in for repair. The Grove is quite a bit deeper into the rampant consumerism than I'd like to see again.
Anyway, I'mstuck with my laptop, so I won't be checking mail for a bit. I'll be keeping Bearclaw running, but I only need web access to do that, and the new iPADD takes care of most of that.
Anyway, I'mstuck with my laptop, so I won't be checking mail for a bit. I'll be keeping Bearclaw running, but I only need web access to do that, and the new iPADD takes care of most of that.
12 November 2007
iPADD
Star Trek the next generation introduced something they called the PADD, or personal access data device. Like most of the ST gadgets it was both cool and practical. Basically it was a 1/4" thick, plastic (looking) data reader with those fabulous dynamic touch screens so common on the Enterprise D. It could hold mountains of technical sheets, have research libraries uploaded to it, display graphics, music, whatever.
And Like so many of the star Trek ideas, this one has been brought to life by Apple. The iPod Touch/iPhone pretty much IS that device. Upload movies, music, perform web searches, dynamic resizing of the screen, touch screen, etc, etc, etc. I feel kinda sad for SF writers in the modern day. Back in the 50s, all the cool gadgets they could come up with took decades to arrive. Now, many of them are going into prototyping before the paperback is printed.
If you get the opportunity, watch a campy little discovery channel production called "How William Shatner Changed the World" It goes over the influence that Star Trek has had on a myriad of High Tech stuff, mostly though interviews with the people who invented the things.
31 October 2007
Daylight shavings
From Fox news:
"If you turned your clocks back one hour Sunday morning thinking it was the annual move back to Standard Time, all you succeeded in doing was moving into a new time zone. The move from Daylight Saving Time to Standard Time doesn't happen this year until the first Sunday in November, instead of the usual last Sunday in October. That means computer software, cellphones and other electronic equipment that is programmed to automatically change will have to be manually reset Monday morning back to Daylight Saving Time, then changed back one hour next Sunday. President Bush in 2005 signed the Energy Conservation Act, which pushed back the time change in an effort to squeeze just a little more daylight — and a bit of energy savings — into the daily lives of Americans.
The legislation also changed the "spring forward" to Daylight Saving Time, which next year will be on March 9.
Government estimates place the overall energy savings at just over 1 percent."
"If you turned your clocks back one hour Sunday morning thinking it was the annual move back to Standard Time, all you succeeded in doing was moving into a new time zone. The move from Daylight Saving Time to Standard Time doesn't happen this year until the first Sunday in November, instead of the usual last Sunday in October. That means computer software, cellphones and other electronic equipment that is programmed to automatically change will have to be manually reset Monday morning back to Daylight Saving Time, then changed back one hour next Sunday. President Bush in 2005 signed the Energy Conservation Act, which pushed back the time change in an effort to squeeze just a little more daylight — and a bit of energy savings — into the daily lives of Americans.
The legislation also changed the "spring forward" to Daylight Saving Time, which next year will be on March 9.
Government estimates place the overall energy savings at just over 1 percent."
25 October 2007
LA County Fire Demo
Okay, we finally have dates.
LA county will be holding a training seminar on Wed Nov 28th. At this seminar, Captain Penn, will be going over the new LA County bullet point list for permitting fire performances, and training one marshal from each of the various county stations. They'd like us to set up a fuel station, let them tour it, then put on a 20 minute show illustrating a variety of tools, then maybe a Q&A session. Since their new list is heavily based on the NAFAA regs, I'm looking for 6 rigidly-nafaa performers to do this demo.
LA county will be holding a training seminar on Wed Nov 28th. At this seminar, Captain Penn, will be going over the new LA County bullet point list for permitting fire performances, and training one marshal from each of the various county stations. They'd like us to set up a fuel station, let them tour it, then put on a 20 minute show illustrating a variety of tools, then maybe a Q&A session. Since their new list is heavily based on the NAFAA regs, I'm looking for 6 rigidly-nafaa performers to do this demo.
23 October 2007
So Cal wildfires
Okay folks, we see socal burning again, and if the last big fire four years ago taught us anything, is that the fire departments will need some help.
Here's a few ideas:
If you have any experience fighting wildfires, traffic control, etc, offer your time.
If you have a massage table, fire fighting is tough work.
If you have some cash, cold beer, water, or soda on the fire line can go a long way.
Sandwiches, ice tea, vitamins, etc can help keep over-stretched firemen
Evacuees have it tough too. There's a growing number of families in the stadium there, who could use entertainment, good food, hugs, books, and other essentials.
07 October 2007
Columbus Day
Yes, it's that time of year again. That day when we get to celebrate a man who:
- is credited with "proving" the world is round, when that had been mathematically proven long before, and would not be physically accomplished until Magellan.
- is credited for "discovering" the Americas when it's known that the Vikings and Chinese had done so centuries before, and by Russian hunters millennia before that.
- was actually on an elaborate search for drugs. Opium from the East was hard to come by and a quick sea route would have been financially beneficial.
- supposedly made friends with the natives, but the tribes that welcomed him are all dead.
- had never been to his destination by normal methods which is why he thought he had landed in India, and summarily named the natives "Indians".
- delivered the scourge of alcohol to the native americans who had no such intoxicant.
- opened the door for tobacco to reach western culture.
So, when you go to the bank on Monday to find it closed, just do what columbus did: go on a search for drugs, get lost, "discover" any place that you happen across, make some friends, kill them, take all their stuff, and return home. :)
Yaaayyy! Does this explain the Iraq war a little better?
23 September 2007
A quantum problem
*sigh*
Okay, so Maxwell proves, through his equations, that light propagates at the same speed, regardless of the velocity of the source of emission. Basically he's saying that light is more like a rocket than a bullet. If a fighter jet shoots a bullet, the muzzle velocity compared to the earth is the velocity of the jet plus the projected velocity of the gun. So, if your gun shoots at the speed of sound and your jet is moving at the speed of sound, the velocity of the bullet as it leaves the gun will be twice the speed of sound.
Missiles on the other hand, are dropped from the jet, then kick in their own velocity system. It's possible that a plane could drop a missile that moves slower and thus move backwards in relation to the jet. Usually, however, missiles move faster than jets so we typically see the missile fall behind a few feet until it's own motor kicks in, then accelerates to it's cruising speed. So, once it hits cruising speed, it doesn't matter whether the missile was launched from a plane a train or tank, the cruise speed is constant.
Now, if we eliminate the necessity for missiles to accelerate to cruising speed, we have the basic idea of what maxwell is saying about light. It's emitted, not projected.
Now, on a strange mathematical exercise, I re-worked Einstein's relativity equations based on the speed of sound. And though I couldn't find documentation on tensors (the UM math department never taught tensors), I could follow the rest. And when I came out the other side, I had proven that E-ms^2 where s=the speed of sound. This gave me reason to suspect the premise. The wiki definition refers to tensors being handy for manipulating vectors bereft of a frame of reference.
This is where I start having problems with relativity: the frame of reference issue.
Einstein says that in any given frame of reference, the speed of light will be measured at the same velocity. In other words, if we're in a 747, above the cloud cover and observe 2 jets fighting, We'll measure the rocket moving at the same speed, regardless if it's shot in the same direction as us, the opposite direction, across the bow, or straight vertical. Well, I think the real issue is that i've never heard of a light ray every getting measured without including the source of emissions in the frame of reference. In other words, there's no aisle seat where you might only see the missile going by thee window, all measurements are don from the window seat, where both jets can be observed too.
And it's this frame of reference thing that bothers me [today]. Basically, I would first like to know how one might measure light without including the source in your measurements. First of all, the Heisenberg uncertainty principal says that this is impossible (by making the first measurement, you alter the light in some way). Second, the frame of reference must also always include the observer, that is, in actuality. All of our observations are from the POV of the earth in some way. We don't have anything fast enough in space to make accurate measurements at any other velocity than Earth's. Third, is the whole time thing. The only shred of proof on it is an atomic clock test that could have been physically altered by the stresses of space travel.
Points to ponder.
Okay, so Maxwell proves, through his equations, that light propagates at the same speed, regardless of the velocity of the source of emission. Basically he's saying that light is more like a rocket than a bullet. If a fighter jet shoots a bullet, the muzzle velocity compared to the earth is the velocity of the jet plus the projected velocity of the gun. So, if your gun shoots at the speed of sound and your jet is moving at the speed of sound, the velocity of the bullet as it leaves the gun will be twice the speed of sound.
Missiles on the other hand, are dropped from the jet, then kick in their own velocity system. It's possible that a plane could drop a missile that moves slower and thus move backwards in relation to the jet. Usually, however, missiles move faster than jets so we typically see the missile fall behind a few feet until it's own motor kicks in, then accelerates to it's cruising speed. So, once it hits cruising speed, it doesn't matter whether the missile was launched from a plane a train or tank, the cruise speed is constant.
Now, if we eliminate the necessity for missiles to accelerate to cruising speed, we have the basic idea of what maxwell is saying about light. It's emitted, not projected.
Now, on a strange mathematical exercise, I re-worked Einstein's relativity equations based on the speed of sound. And though I couldn't find documentation on tensors (the UM math department never taught tensors), I could follow the rest. And when I came out the other side, I had proven that E-ms^2 where s=the speed of sound. This gave me reason to suspect the premise. The wiki definition refers to tensors being handy for manipulating vectors bereft of a frame of reference.
This is where I start having problems with relativity: the frame of reference issue.
Einstein says that in any given frame of reference, the speed of light will be measured at the same velocity. In other words, if we're in a 747, above the cloud cover and observe 2 jets fighting, We'll measure the rocket moving at the same speed, regardless if it's shot in the same direction as us, the opposite direction, across the bow, or straight vertical. Well, I think the real issue is that i've never heard of a light ray every getting measured without including the source of emissions in the frame of reference. In other words, there's no aisle seat where you might only see the missile going by thee window, all measurements are don from the window seat, where both jets can be observed too.
And it's this frame of reference thing that bothers me [today]. Basically, I would first like to know how one might measure light without including the source in your measurements. First of all, the Heisenberg uncertainty principal says that this is impossible (by making the first measurement, you alter the light in some way). Second, the frame of reference must also always include the observer, that is, in actuality. All of our observations are from the POV of the earth in some way. We don't have anything fast enough in space to make accurate measurements at any other velocity than Earth's. Third, is the whole time thing. The only shred of proof on it is an atomic clock test that could have been physically altered by the stresses of space travel.
Points to ponder.
21 September 2007
10 steps to tyranny
Fascist America, in 10 easy steps
From Hitler to Pinochet and beyond, history shows there are certain steps that any would-be dictator must take to destroy constitutional freedoms. And, argues Naomi Wolf, George Bush and his administration seem to be taking them all
Tuesday April 24, 2007
The Guardian
Last autumn, there was a military coup in Thailand. The leaders of the coup took a number of steps, rather systematically, as if they had a shopping list. In a sense, they did. Within a matter of days, democracy had been closed down: the coup leaders declared martial law, sent armed soldiers into residential areas, took over radio and TV stations, issued restrictions on the press, tightened some limits on travel, and took certain activists into custody.
They were not figuring these things out as they went along. If you look at history, you can see that there is essentially a blueprint for turning an open society into a dictatorship. That blueprint has been used again and again in more and less bloody, more and less terrifying ways. But it is always effective. It is very difficult and arduous to create and sustain a democracy - but history shows that closing one down is much simpler. You simply have to be willing to take the 10 steps.
As difficult as this is to contemplate, it is clear, if you are willing to look, that each of these 10 steps has already been initiated today in the United States by the Bush administration.
Because Americans like me were born in freedom, we have a hard time even considering that it is possible for us to become as unfree - domestically - as many other nations. Because we no longer learn much about our rights or our system of government - the task of being aware of the constitution has been outsourced from citizens' ownership to being the domain of professionals such as lawyers and professors - we scarcely recognise the checks and balances that the founders put in place, even as they are being systematically dismantled. Because we don't learn much about European history, the setting up of a department of "homeland" security - remember who else was keen on the word "homeland" - didn't raise the alarm bells it might have.
It is my argument that, beneath our very noses, George Bush and his administration are using time-tested tactics to close down an open society. It is time for us to be willing to think the unthinkable - as the author and political journalist Joe Conason, has put it, that it can happen here. And that we are further along than we realise.
Conason eloquently warned of the danger of American authoritarianism. I am arguing that we need also to look at the lessons of European and other kinds of fascism to understand the potential seriousness of the events we see unfolding in the US.
1. Invoke a terrifying internal and external enemy
After we were hit on September 11 2001, we were in a state of national shock. Less than six weeks later, on October 26 2001, the USA Patriot Act was passed by a Congress that had little chance to debate it; many said that they scarcely had time to read it. We were told we were now on a "war footing"; we were in a "global war" against a "global caliphate" intending to "wipe out civilisation". There have been other times of crisis in which the US accepted limits on civil liberties, such as during the civil war, when Lincoln declared martial law, and the second world war, when thousands of Japanese-American citizens were interned. But this situation, as Bruce Fein of the American Freedom Agenda notes, is unprecedented: all our other wars had an endpoint, so the pendulum was able to swing back toward freedom; this war is defined as open-ended in time and without national boundaries in space - the globe itself is the battlefield. "This time," Fein says, "there will be no defined end."
Creating a terrifying threat - hydra-like, secretive, evil - is an old trick. It can, like Hitler's invocation of a communist threat to the nation's security, be based on actual events (one Wisconsin academic has faced calls for his dismissal because he noted, among other things, that the alleged communist arson, the Reichstag fire of February 1933, was swiftly followed in Nazi Germany by passage of the Enabling Act, which replaced constitutional law with an open-ended state of emergency). Or the terrifying threat can be based, like the National Socialist evocation of the "global conspiracy of world Jewry", on myth.
It is not that global Islamist terrorism is not a severe danger; of course it is. I am arguing rather that the language used to convey the nature of the threat is different in a country such as Spain - which has also suffered violent terrorist attacks - than it is in America. Spanish citizens know that they face a grave security threat; what we as American citizens believe is that we are potentially threatened with the end of civilisation as we know it. Of course, this makes us more willing to accept restrictions on our freedoms.
2. Create a gulag
Once you have got everyone scared, the next step is to create a prison system outside the rule of law (as Bush put it, he wanted the American detention centre at Guantánamo Bay to be situated in legal "outer space") - where torture takes place.
At first, the people who are sent there are seen by citizens as outsiders: troublemakers, spies, "enemies of the people" or "criminals". Initially, citizens tend to support the secret prison system; it makes them feel safer and they do not identify with the prisoners. But soon enough, civil society leaders - opposition members, labour activists, clergy and journalists - are arrested and sent there as well.
This process took place in fascist shifts or anti-democracy crackdowns ranging from Italy and Germany in the 1920s and 1930s to the Latin American coups of the 1970s and beyond. It is standard practice for closing down an open society or crushing a pro-democracy uprising.
With its jails in Iraq and Afghanistan, and, of course, Guantánamo in Cuba, where detainees are abused, and kept indefinitely without trial and without access to the due process of the law, America certainly has its gulag now. Bush and his allies in Congress recently announced they would issue no information about the secret CIA "black site" prisons throughout the world, which are used to incarcerate people who have been seized off the street.
Gulags in history tend to metastasise, becoming ever larger and more secretive, ever more deadly and formalised. We know from first-hand accounts, photographs, videos and government documents that people, innocent and guilty, have been tortured in the US-run prisons we are aware of and those we can't investigate adequately.
But Americans still assume this system and detainee abuses involve only scary brown people with whom they don't generally identify. It was brave of the conservative pundit William Safire to quote the anti-Nazi pastor Martin Niemöller, who had been seized as a political prisoner: "First they came for the Jews." Most Americans don't understand yet that the destruction of the rule of law at Guantánamo set a dangerous precedent for them, too.
By the way, the establishment of military tribunals that deny prisoners due process tends to come early on in a fascist shift. Mussolini and Stalin set up such tribunals. On April 24 1934, the Nazis, too, set up the People's Court, which also bypassed the judicial system: prisoners were held indefinitely, often in isolation, and tortured, without being charged with offences, and were subjected to show trials. Eventually, the Special Courts became a parallel system that put pressure on the regular courts to abandon the rule of law in favour of Nazi ideology when making decisions.
3. Develop a thug caste
When leaders who seek what I call a "fascist shift" want to close down an open society, they send paramilitary groups of scary young men out to terrorise citizens. The Blackshirts roamed the Italian countryside beating up communists; the Brownshirts staged violent rallies throughout Germany. This paramilitary force is especially important in a democracy: you need citizens to fear thug violence and so you need thugs who are free from prosecution.
The years following 9/11 have proved a bonanza for America's security contractors, with the Bush administration outsourcing areas of work that traditionally fell to the US military. In the process, contracts worth hundreds of millions of dollars have been issued for security work by mercenaries at home and abroad. In Iraq, some of these contract operatives have been accused of involvement in torturing prisoners, harassing journalists and firing on Iraqi civilians. Under Order 17, issued to regulate contractors in Iraq by the one-time US administrator in Baghdad, Paul Bremer, these contractors are immune from prosecution
Yes, but that is in Iraq, you could argue; however, after Hurricane Katrina, the Department of Homeland Security hired and deployed hundreds of armed private security guards in New Orleans. The investigative journalist Jeremy Scahill interviewed one unnamed guard who reported having fired on unarmed civilians in the city. It was a natural disaster that underlay that episode - but the administration's endless war on terror means ongoing scope for what are in effect privately contracted armies to take on crisis and emergency management at home in US cities.
Thugs in America? Groups of angry young Republican men, dressed in identical shirts and trousers, menaced poll workers counting the votes in Florida in 2000. If you are reading history, you can imagine that there can be a need for "public order" on the next election day. Say there are protests, or a threat, on the day of an election; history would not rule out the presence of a private security firm at a polling station "to restore public order".
4. Set up an internal surveillance system
In Mussolini's Italy, in Nazi Germany, in communist East Germany, in communist China - in every closed society - secret police spy on ordinary people and encourage neighbours to spy on neighbours. The Stasi needed to keep only a minority of East Germans under surveillance to convince a majority that they themselves were being watched.
In 2005 and 2006, when James Risen and Eric Lichtblau wrote in the New York Times about a secret state programme to wiretap citizens' phones, read their emails and follow international financial transactions, it became clear to ordinary Americans that they, too, could be under state scrutiny.
In closed societies, this surveillance is cast as being about "national security"; the true function is to keep citizens docile and inhibit their activism and dissent.
5. Harass citizens' groups
The fifth thing you do is related to step four - you infiltrate and harass citizens' groups. It can be trivial: a church in Pasadena, whose minister preached that Jesus was in favour of peace, found itself being investigated by the Internal Revenue Service, while churches that got Republicans out to vote, which is equally illegal under US tax law, have been left alone.
Other harassment is more serious: the American Civil Liberties Union reports that thousands of ordinary American anti-war, environmental and other groups have been infiltrated by agents: a secret Pentagon database includes more than four dozen peaceful anti-war meetings, rallies or marches by American citizens in its category of 1,500 "suspicious incidents". The equally secret Counterintelligence Field Activity (Cifa) agency of the Department of Defense has been gathering information about domestic organisations engaged in peaceful political activities: Cifa is supposed to track "potential terrorist threats" as it watches ordinary US citizen activists. A little-noticed new law has redefined activism such as animal rights protests as "terrorism". So the definition of "terrorist" slowly expands to include the opposition.
6. Engage in arbitrary detention and release
This scares people. It is a kind of cat-and-mouse game. Nicholas D Kristof and Sheryl WuDunn, the investigative reporters who wrote China Wakes: the Struggle for the Soul of a Rising Power, describe pro-democracy activists in China, such as Wei Jingsheng, being arrested and released many times. In a closing or closed society there is a "list" of dissidents and opposition leaders: you are targeted in this way once you are on the list, and it is hard to get off the list.
In 2004, America's Transportation Security Administration confirmed that it had a list of passengers who were targeted for security searches or worse if they tried to fly. People who have found themselves on the list? Two middle-aged women peace activists in San Francisco; liberal Senator Edward Kennedy; a member of Venezuela's government - after Venezuela's president had criticised Bush; and thousands of ordinary US citizens.
Professor Walter F Murphy is emeritus of Princeton University; he is one of the foremost constitutional scholars in the nation and author of the classic Constitutional Democracy. Murphy is also a decorated former marine, and he is not even especially politically liberal. But on March 1 this year, he was denied a boarding pass at Newark, "because I was on the Terrorist Watch list".
"Have you been in any peace marches? We ban a lot of people from flying because of that," asked the airline employee.
"I explained," said Murphy, "that I had not so marched but had, in September 2006, given a lecture at Princeton, televised and put on the web, highly critical of George Bush for his many violations of the constitution."
"That'll do it," the man said.
Anti-war marcher? Potential terrorist. Support the constitution? Potential terrorist. History shows that the categories of "enemy of the people" tend to expand ever deeper into civil life.
James Yee, a US citizen, was the Muslim chaplain at Guantánamo who was accused of mishandling classified documents. He was harassed by the US military before the charges against him were dropped. Yee has been detained and released several times. He is still of interest.
Brandon Mayfield, a US citizen and lawyer in Oregon, was mistakenly identified as a possible terrorist. His house was secretly broken into and his computer seized. Though he is innocent of the accusation against him, he is still on the list.
It is a standard practice of fascist societies that once you are on the list, you can't get off.
7. Target key individuals
Threaten civil servants, artists and academics with job loss if they don't toe the line. Mussolini went after the rectors of state universities who did not conform to the fascist line; so did Joseph Goebbels, who purged academics who were not pro-Nazi; so did Chile's Augusto Pinochet; so does the Chinese communist Politburo in punishing pro-democracy students and professors.
Academe is a tinderbox of activism, so those seeking a fascist shift punish academics and students with professional loss if they do not "coordinate", in Goebbels' term, ideologically. Since civil servants are the sector of society most vulnerable to being fired by a given regime, they are also a group that fascists typically "coordinate" early on: the Reich Law for the Re-establishment of a Professional Civil Service was passed on April 7 1933.
Bush supporters in state legislatures in several states put pressure on regents at state universities to penalise or fire academics who have been critical of the administration. As for civil servants, the Bush administration has derailed the career of one military lawyer who spoke up for fair trials for detainees, while an administration official publicly intimidated the law firms that represent detainees pro bono by threatening to call for their major corporate clients to boycott them.
Elsewhere, a CIA contract worker who said in a closed blog that "waterboarding is torture" was stripped of the security clearance she needed in order to do her job.
Most recently, the administration purged eight US attorneys for what looks like insufficient political loyalty. When Goebbels purged the civil service in April 1933, attorneys were "coordinated" too, a step that eased the way of the increasingly brutal laws to follow.
8. Control the press
Italy in the 1920s, Germany in the 30s, East Germany in the 50s, Czechoslovakia in the 60s, the Latin American dictatorships in the 70s, China in the 80s and 90s - all dictatorships and would-be dictators target newspapers and journalists. They threaten and harass them in more open societies that they are seeking to close, and they arrest them and worse in societies that have been closed already.
The Committee to Protect Journalists says arrests of US journalists are at an all-time high: Josh Wolf (no relation), a blogger in San Francisco, has been put in jail for a year for refusing to turn over video of an anti-war demonstration; Homeland Security brought a criminal complaint against reporter Greg Palast, claiming he threatened "critical infrastructure" when he and a TV producer were filming victims of Hurricane Katrina in Louisiana. Palast had written a bestseller critical of the Bush administration.
Other reporters and writers have been punished in other ways. Joseph C Wilson accused Bush, in a New York Times op-ed, of leading the country to war on the basis of a false charge that Saddam Hussein had acquired yellowcake uranium in Niger. His wife, Valerie Plame, was outed as a CIA spy - a form of retaliation that ended her career.
Prosecution and job loss are nothing, though, compared with how the US is treating journalists seeking to cover the conflict in Iraq in an unbiased way. The Committee to Protect Journalists has documented multiple accounts of the US military in Iraq firing upon or threatening to fire upon unembedded (meaning independent) reporters and camera operators from organisations ranging from al-Jazeera to the BBC. While westerners may question the accounts by al-Jazeera, they should pay attention to the accounts of reporters such as the BBC's Kate Adie. In some cases reporters have been wounded or killed, including ITN's Terry Lloyd in 2003. Both CBS and the Associated Press in Iraq had staff members seized by the US military and taken to violent prisons; the news organisations were unable to see the evidence against their staffers.
Over time in closing societies, real news is supplanted by fake news and false documents. Pinochet showed Chilean citizens falsified documents to back up his claim that terrorists had been about to attack the nation. The yellowcake charge, too, was based on forged papers.
You won't have a shutdown of news in modern America - it is not possible. But you can have, as Frank Rich and Sidney Blumenthal have pointed out, a steady stream of lies polluting the news well. What you already have is a White House directing a stream of false information that is so relentless that it is increasingly hard to sort out truth from untruth. In a fascist system, it's not the lies that count but the muddying. When citizens can't tell real news from fake, they give up their demands for accountability bit by bit.
9. Dissent equals treason
Cast dissent as "treason" and criticism as "espionage'. Every closing society does this, just as it elaborates laws that increasingly criminalise certain kinds of speech and expand the definition of "spy" and "traitor". When Bill Keller, the publisher of the New York Times, ran the Lichtblau/Risen stories, Bush called the Times' leaking of classified information "disgraceful", while Republicans in Congress called for Keller to be charged with treason, and rightwing commentators and news outlets kept up the "treason" drumbeat. Some commentators, as Conason noted, reminded readers smugly that one penalty for violating the Espionage Act is execution.
Conason is right to note how serious a threat that attack represented. It is also important to recall that the 1938 Moscow show trial accused the editor of Izvestia, Nikolai Bukharin, of treason; Bukharin was, in fact, executed. And it is important to remind Americans that when the 1917 Espionage Act was last widely invoked, during the infamous 1919 Palmer Raids, leftist activists were arrested without warrants in sweeping roundups, kept in jail for up to five months, and "beaten, starved, suffocated, tortured and threatened with death", according to the historian Myra MacPherson. After that, dissent was muted in America for a decade.
In Stalin's Soviet Union, dissidents were "enemies of the people". National Socialists called those who supported Weimar democracy "November traitors".
And here is where the circle closes: most Americans do not realise that since September of last year - when Congress wrongly, foolishly, passed the Military Commissions Act of 2006 - the president has the power to call any US citizen an "enemy combatant". He has the power to define what "enemy combatant" means. The president can also delegate to anyone he chooses in the executive branch the right to define "enemy combatant" any way he or she wants and then seize Americans accordingly.
Even if you or I are American citizens, even if we turn out to be completely innocent of what he has accused us of doing, he has the power to have us seized as we are changing planes at Newark tomorrow, or have us taken with a knock on the door; ship you or me to a navy brig; and keep you or me in isolation, possibly for months, while awaiting trial. (Prolonged isolation, as psychiatrists know, triggers psychosis in otherwise mentally healthy prisoners. That is why Stalin's gulag had an isolation cell, like Guantánamo's, in every satellite prison. Camp 6, the newest, most brutal facility at Guantánamo, is all isolation cells.)
We US citizens will get a trial eventually - for now. But legal rights activists at the Center for Constitutional Rights say that the Bush administration is trying increasingly aggressively to find ways to get around giving even US citizens fair trials. "Enemy combatant" is a status offence - it is not even something you have to have done. "We have absolutely moved over into a preventive detention model - you look like you could do something bad, you might do something bad, so we're going to hold you," says a spokeswoman of the CCR.
Most Americans surely do not get this yet. No wonder: it is hard to believe, even though it is true. In every closing society, at a certain point there are some high-profile arrests - usually of opposition leaders, clergy and journalists. Then everything goes quiet. After those arrests, there are still newspapers, courts, TV and radio, and the facades of a civil society. There just isn't real dissent. There just isn't freedom. If you look at history, just before those arrests is where we are now.
10. Suspend the rule of law
The John Warner Defense Authorization Act of 2007 gave the president new powers over the national guard. This means that in a national emergency - which the president now has enhanced powers to declare - he can send Michigan's militia to enforce a state of emergency that he has declared in Oregon, over the objections of the state's governor and its citizens.
Even as Americans were focused on Britney Spears's meltdown and the question of who fathered Anna Nicole's baby, the New York Times editorialised about this shift: "A disturbing recent phenomenon in Washington is that laws that strike to the heart of American democracy have been passed in the dead of night ... Beyond actual insurrection, the president may now use military troops as a domestic police force in response to a natural disaster, a disease outbreak, terrorist attack or any 'other condition'."
Critics see this as a clear violation of the Posse Comitatus Act - which was meant to restrain the federal government from using the military for domestic law enforcement. The Democratic senator Patrick Leahy says the bill encourages a president to declare federal martial law. It also violates the very reason the founders set up our system of government as they did: having seen citizens bullied by a monarch's soldiers, the founders were terrified of exactly this kind of concentration of militias' power over American people in the hands of an oppressive executive or faction.
Of course, the United States is not vulnerable to the violent, total closing-down of the system that followed Mussolini's march on Rome or Hitler's roundup of political prisoners. Our democratic habits are too resilient, and our military and judiciary too independent, for any kind of scenario like that.
Rather, as other critics are noting, our experiment in democracy could be closed down by a process of erosion.
It is a mistake to think that early in a fascist shift you see the profile of barbed wire against the sky. In the early days, things look normal on the surface; peasants were celebrating harvest festivals in Calabria in 1922; people were shopping and going to the movies in Berlin in 1931. Early on, as WH Auden put it, the horror is always elsewhere - while someone is being tortured, children are skating, ships are sailing: "dogs go on with their doggy life ... How everything turns away/ Quite leisurely from the disaster."
As Americans turn away quite leisurely, keeping tuned to internet shopping and American Idol, the foundations of democracy are being fatally corroded. Something has changed profoundly that weakens us unprecedentedly: our democratic traditions, independent judiciary and free press do their work today in a context in which we are "at war" in a "long war" - a war without end, on a battlefield described as the globe, in a context that gives the president - without US citizens realising it yet - the power over US citizens of freedom or long solitary incarceration, on his say-so alone.
That means a hollowness has been expanding under the foundation of all these still- free-looking institutions - and this foundation can give way under certain kinds of pressure. To prevent such an outcome, we have to think about the "what ifs".
What if, in a year and a half, there is another attack - say, God forbid, a dirty bomb? The executive can declare a state of emergency. History shows that any leader, of any party, will be tempted to maintain emergency powers after the crisis has passed. With the gutting of traditional checks and balances, we are no less endangered by a President Hillary than by a President Giuliani - because any executive will be tempted to enforce his or her will through edict rather than the arduous, uncertain process of democratic negotiation and compromise.
What if the publisher of a major US newspaper were charged with treason or espionage, as a rightwing effort seemed to threaten Keller with last year? What if he or she got 10 years in jail? What would the newspapers look like the next day? Judging from history, they would not cease publishing; but they would suddenly be very polite.
Right now, only a handful of patriots are trying to hold back the tide of tyranny for the rest of us - staff at the Center for Constitutional Rights, who faced death threats for representing the detainees yet persisted all the way to the Supreme Court; activists at the American Civil Liberties Union; and prominent conservatives trying to roll back the corrosive new laws, under the banner of a new group called the American Freedom Agenda. This small, disparate collection of people needs everybody's help, including that of Europeans and others internationally who are willing to put pressure on the administration because they can see what a US unrestrained by real democracy at home can mean for the rest of the world.
We need to look at history and face the "what ifs". For if we keep going down this road, the "end of America" could come for each of us in a different way, at a different moment; each of us might have a different moment when we feel forced to look back and think: that is how it was before - and this is the way it is now.
"The accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive, and judiciary, in the same hands ... is the definition of tyranny," wrote James Madison. We still have the choice to stop going down this road; we can stand our ground and fight for our nation, and take up the banner the founders asked us to carry.
· Naomi Wolf's The End of America: A Letter of Warning to a Young Patriot will be published by Chelsea Green in September.
14 September 2007
Seeking Connections
We're stirring up an idea for a multi-city, perhaps multi-continental event. We would be trying to set a new world record for Fire Breathing and bring some awareness to global warming. We have organizers in several cities on two continents already. and the search hasn't really started for more.
However, I see some possible issues in coordination. This is where a symbiosis with a media venue could come in handy. They get a spectacular event that's very showy for ... sweeps week? .... and we get satellite coordination through an international broadcast agency.
I don't care who we work with. though I'm thinking that one of the sports networks might be best suited.
If you are, or have contacts with an agency that could help with this, please make the connection...
11 September 2007
New Burn Resolutions
As a burner, I resolve:
- To make one new costume each month
- To sort out shelter before June
- To save enough money that I don't need to borrow to make the burn happen
- Not to wait until mid-august to start looking for high-price ticket items.
- to get wifi
- - to not let it interfere with my burn.
- to get a new bladder for my camelpack
- to pack light next year
yeah, right.... :)
- To make one new costume each month
- To sort out shelter before June
- To save enough money that I don't need to borrow to make the burn happen
- Not to wait until mid-august to start looking for high-price ticket items.
- to get wifi
- - to not let it interfere with my burn.
- to get a new bladder for my camelpack
- to pack light next year
yeah, right.... :)
05 September 2007
For The Record....
I was right, last year at BurningMan when I said "next year was better", I was right.
Monkey Huts RULE. Best shade structure yet. Now I have to build a tent for it.
We came no where near the Guinness record this year in OOFIII
We did set a new Playa Record for flame passing: 21.
I think I like beach bikes.
And to the woman who cared enough to notice I was "here for: My Morticia Addams" lets set this straight. It's not that I'm looking for some super-goth, S&M beauty. Just watch Addam's Family again and notice that Gomez and Morticia REALLY get each other. They're wildly in love after 2 kids, and one could scarcely imagine a better match, initially or in crisis. That's what I'm looking for.
Monkey Huts RULE. Best shade structure yet. Now I have to build a tent for it.
We came no where near the Guinness record this year in OOFIII
We did set a new Playa Record for flame passing: 21.
I think I like beach bikes.
And to the woman who cared enough to notice I was "here for: My Morticia Addams" lets set this straight. It's not that I'm looking for some super-goth, S&M beauty. Just watch Addam's Family again and notice that Gomez and Morticia REALLY get each other. They're wildly in love after 2 kids, and one could scarcely imagine a better match, initially or in crisis. That's what I'm looking for.
18 August 2007
Hmmm
Your Brain Usage Profile:
Auditory : 35%
Visual : 64%
Left : 31%
Right : 68%
Tedward, you possess an interesting balance of hemispheric and sensory characteristics, with a slight right-brain dominance and a slight preference for visual processing.
Since neither of these is completely centered, you lack the indecision and second-guessing associated with other patterns. You have a distinct preference for creativity and intuition with seemingly sufficient verbal skills to be able to translate in any meaningful way to yourself and others.
You tend to see things in "wholes" without surrendering the ability to attend to details. You can give them sufficient notice to be able to utitlize and incorporate them as part of an overall pattern.
In the same way, while you are active and process information simultaneously, you demonstrate a capacity for sequencing as well as reflection which allows for some "inner dialogue."
All in all, you are likely to be quite content with yourself and your style although at times it will not necessarily be appreciated by others. You have sufficient confidence to not second-guess yourself, but rather to use your critical faculties in a way that enhances, rather than limits, your creativity.
You can learn in either mode although far more efficiently within the visual mode. It is likely that in listening to conversations or lecture materials you simultaneously translate into pictures which enhance and elaborate on the meaning.
It is most likely that you will gravitate towards those endeavors which are predominantly visual but include some logic or structuring. You may either work particularly hard at cultivating your auditory skills or risk "missing out" on being able to efficiently process what you learn. Your own intuitive skills will at times interfere with your capacity to listen to others, which is something else you may need to take into account.
08 August 2007
Tent For Sale
This monstrous dome has only been used once and is everything it says it should be:
easy to set up, packs small, comes complete with rain-fly room divider, etc.
It has a 12'x17' footprint and is about 7' high in the center.
I'd be using it this year at BM except that I have a really small plot of land for our theme camp and I can fit 2 monkey huts in that area.
Retails on ebay at $140, will let it go for $100 OBO
04 August 2007
LA County to follow NAFAA regs
Okay so, anyone who's tried to get a permit or two in LA County knows you run into one of two problems: LA City and their antiquated codes or you roll the dice on whatever the local LA County FM decides to shove on you. One guy says you can't wear paper clothing, but lets you spin with broken equipment. Another guy wants an asbestos blanket on the stage, a $1000 jobber box to hold the fuel, and limits you to tools that can be spun out without the fuel hitting the ground. *sigh*
At least in LA City, the worst thing you have to deal with is the written codes, but most of the time, dropping the NAFAA regs on them seals the deal. This is very root of the problem with fire codes: if they don't have them, you never know what kind of treatment you'll get. One day, the fire chief, or lieutenant on duty says "yeah, fine whatever you want" and the next day they threaten to put you in jail for fire eating. At least with some kind of code, the worst you have to deal with is some weird quirk in the code put in for reasons nobody knows.
For example LA City regs state that you can't spin with a fuel that has a flash point below 50 degrees, but when you ask for their preferred fuels, they tell you alcohol or white gas (both well below 50). Or how about the Seattle C7? for years they had a rider stating that a 5 gallon bucket of open water was necessary for fire safety. Well, as many of us know, water is counterproductive to putting out petrol fires:
www.youtube.com/watch
So, you can see how exciting it was to me to be invited to talk with Captain Penn in the West Hollywood branch of LA County. He took a copy of our fresh, new, bullet point checklist from NAFAA, a copy of the LA City codes, the NFPA 160s and the NAFAA regs 2.1. After a long talk about the city codes, and a quick review of the rest, we went down the bullet points line by line. It took hours, but in the end it looks like we have an agreeable list without silly things like a 12" flame size limitation, or the 50 degree flash point crap. He was actually particular about changing the more open-ended wording to keep untrained marshals from going too far with regulation.
The next step is the November training seminar. Well, hopefully November. They'll gather the LA county training marshals together (about 80 of them), who are in charge of disseminating new material and training local departments. We (NAFAA) will be present to give a powerpoint presentation and a live demonstration of fire performance to help lock down the deal. They'll take it to their own departments and we may have a uniform code as soon as the end of the year.
At least in LA City, the worst thing you have to deal with is the written codes, but most of the time, dropping the NAFAA regs on them seals the deal. This is very root of the problem with fire codes: if they don't have them, you never know what kind of treatment you'll get. One day, the fire chief, or lieutenant on duty says "yeah, fine whatever you want" and the next day they threaten to put you in jail for fire eating. At least with some kind of code, the worst you have to deal with is some weird quirk in the code put in for reasons nobody knows.
For example LA City regs state that you can't spin with a fuel that has a flash point below 50 degrees, but when you ask for their preferred fuels, they tell you alcohol or white gas (both well below 50). Or how about the Seattle C7? for years they had a rider stating that a 5 gallon bucket of open water was necessary for fire safety. Well, as many of us know, water is counterproductive to putting out petrol fires:
www.youtube.com/watch
So, you can see how exciting it was to me to be invited to talk with Captain Penn in the West Hollywood branch of LA County. He took a copy of our fresh, new, bullet point checklist from NAFAA, a copy of the LA City codes, the NFPA 160s and the NAFAA regs 2.1. After a long talk about the city codes, and a quick review of the rest, we went down the bullet points line by line. It took hours, but in the end it looks like we have an agreeable list without silly things like a 12" flame size limitation, or the 50 degree flash point crap. He was actually particular about changing the more open-ended wording to keep untrained marshals from going too far with regulation.
The next step is the November training seminar. Well, hopefully November. They'll gather the LA county training marshals together (about 80 of them), who are in charge of disseminating new material and training local departments. We (NAFAA) will be present to give a powerpoint presentation and a live demonstration of fire performance to help lock down the deal. They'll take it to their own departments and we may have a uniform code as soon as the end of the year.
27 July 2007
ABC series "Wanna Bet".
Looking for: 5 skilled fire breathers
Stunt : maintain a fire ball for 90 seconds without torches
Gratuity: $1000 per performer (no SAG/AFTRA)
When: 7am-7pm Thursday Aug 2nd, 8am-7pm Friday Aug 3rd
For: ABC series "Wanna Bet".
(Los Angeles)
Stunt : maintain a fire ball for 90 seconds without torches
Gratuity: $1000 per performer (no SAG/AFTRA)
When: 7am-7pm Thursday Aug 2nd, 8am-7pm Friday Aug 3rd
For: ABC series "Wanna Bet".
(Los Angeles)
26 July 2007
Halloween Haunt
Okay, folks, we got the gig (tentatively), we still have to negotiate the location, though. corporate wants to move us to the main stage (wagon stage), which is fine, except that it has no spin-out zone, a trampoline in the middle, a band performing there and Nylon carpeting over the whole area. So, we're trying to get our own stage...
13 July 2007
I hate flying
Actually, it's kinda cool, but it's the airports that's the problem. the last time I flew... well, Clinton was in office.
Today, I had a 6;35 am flight. Yeah, that's right. Be on a plane an hour after bed time... ;D
But It gets worse.
I had to run Burn Club until midnight the night before. So, 6 hours between last burn and take-off.
But it gets worse..
Instead of just sleeping a lot the day before, the landlord chose that day to finally spray for roaches.
Uhggg.
so, short on sleep anyway, I get home after Burn club at 1am and decide to get 4 hours before flying.
This leaves me ... grumpy.
Despite going 65 all the way to LAX, I arrive "too late" to get my paperless ticket. It turns out that the "suggestion" to arrive at the airport 2 hours early is actually policy for Delta Air.
This leaves me... more grumpy.
So I drive all the way back home, narrowly avoiding mass murder several times, and call travelocity. And they actually make a little headway. Granted it's store credit with Delta but it's something.
So the $180 lessons learned
1) Plan on parking in the airport 2 hours ahead of departure, even if things are slow
2) If you use travelocity, take their contact number with you. Had I called earlier, they may have been able to switch flights for me.
3) When your instincts tell you to miss a mid-week, out of town, meeting... miss it.
Today, I had a 6;35 am flight. Yeah, that's right. Be on a plane an hour after bed time... ;D
But It gets worse.
I had to run Burn Club until midnight the night before. So, 6 hours between last burn and take-off.
But it gets worse..
Instead of just sleeping a lot the day before, the landlord chose that day to finally spray for roaches.
Uhggg.
so, short on sleep anyway, I get home after Burn club at 1am and decide to get 4 hours before flying.
This leaves me ... grumpy.
Despite going 65 all the way to LAX, I arrive "too late" to get my paperless ticket. It turns out that the "suggestion" to arrive at the airport 2 hours early is actually policy for Delta Air.
This leaves me... more grumpy.
So I drive all the way back home, narrowly avoiding mass murder several times, and call travelocity. And they actually make a little headway. Granted it's store credit with Delta but it's something.
So the $180 lessons learned
1) Plan on parking in the airport 2 hours ahead of departure, even if things are slow
2) If you use travelocity, take their contact number with you. Had I called earlier, they may have been able to switch flights for me.
3) When your instincts tell you to miss a mid-week, out of town, meeting... miss it.
05 July 2007
Round and round
Once again, I made a joke that I may never get to tell (it has to do with supporting troupes who've volunteered for an illegal war).
A lot of pundits are wagging about the surprise that people are showing over recent events.
This isn't the first time a president has taken office without the popular vote to back it.
This isn't the first time US soil has been attacked
This isn't the first time the WTC was attacked.
This isn't the first time a presidency mishandled a situation.
If you believe the truly paranoid, it isn't the first time the Dog has been wagged.
it's not the first time the government has spilled money into a company (like Haliburton)
It's not the first time a presidential family business has benefitted from a standing president
This isn't the first war that wasn't really a war we've entered.
this isn't the first time that "operational protocols" have been shifted (afganistan>saddam)
It's not the first time a president has backed all his cronies no matter how incompetent.
Really, there's nothing particularly unique or surprising about the Dubya administration. Except this:
WHY DO WE KEEP LETTING POLITICIANS DO THIS? WHY HASN'T A GRAND JURY BEEN ASSEMBLED, OR A GOOD OLD FASHIONED LYNCHING? WHAT THE HELL CAN WE DO?
22 June 2007
Raver Tip - Caravanning
Okay, it doesn't sound like much... until three carloads of friends get lost in the desert because you just had to cut some guy off. Knowing the rules of a caravan can pay off in a lot of ways. And since a deplorably few people even know there are such rules, I'll attempt to codify them for you here.
Caravanning 101
The first rule of caravanning is staying together. Let's say that you, Bob and Meg are in three different cars and have to get to the same place. You know where you're going, Bob doesn't and Meg has a vague idea. That puts you as the lead car, and Meg should be the tail.
Okay, so, let's go by parts
Lead. The lead car should, of course, have one (and only one) person who KNOWS how to get there, or at least has a map. If you've got two people who know the route, split them up into separate cars to form a tail. The lead car controls the tempo of the trip. If cars behind are lagging, then the lead should slow down, if they're riding the bumper, then the lead can speed up. If other cars move into the caravan's lane between cars, it's best for the lead to slow down to encourage the stranger to find another lane. Also, occasionally, stoplights, bridges, or whatever can cause a temporary break in the caravan. When this happens, the lead car (and any still following) should pull over and wait. If anyone looks at you funny, hold a cell phone to your ear and yell.
Middle. If you're a middle car, it's up to you to stay as legally close to the Lead as possible. Do not ride the bumper unless the caravan is going below the speed limit and you think the lead is waiting for you to catch up. Also, don't lag behind unless your vehicle cannot keep up. When either the front or back person changes lanes, you should also do so immediately, there may be a turn coming up. And if you need to stop, but don't have a cell phone, flash your high beams and turn on a turn signal.
Rear. The rear position is both the shepherd and the linebacker When a long caravan needs to change lanes, the rear car goes first. Since the caravan is usually going slower than surrounding traffic, once the rear car makes it over, they can hold a hole open for the rest. Also, if something unexpected should happen the rear car moves to the front and takes lead of the shorter line (unless a couple of quick cell calls have determined what else to do).
Quick tips:
- Short line, in town, traffic lights. If you see a light about to change as the lead car, slow down and eat the yellow. Better to take a few hits on lights than to split up the caravan. If your line gets broken, pull over and wait.
- Middle car needs gas, no phone. Flash high beams until front car pulls over. Lead should tap brakes to acknowledge high beams.
- Middle car flashes lights, no phone. On a highway, take next exit, in town, pull into a parking lot.
- Long string on highway, other traffic merging and separating caravan. Leader should slow down to encourage merging cars to merge out. If merging cars won't leave AND they further slow down the caravan, middle and rear cars should go around.
- Highway merging, long string. Lead car turns on turn signal, each car turns on signal when they see one in front, rear car merges at earliest convenience then holds the lane open for other cars to merge.
- Long line on highway, time for a break. Take an exit with the greatest variety of options is presented (you know the type: McD, BK, Wendy's, Dennys, all with big signs). Pull into the closest large parking lot, taking right turns. Break up caravan from there, re-merge at another designated spot.
- Cell phones. Cells are more common than ever, but, still a lot of folks don't have them. Try to make sure each car has one phone, and each car has at least the lead car's number.
- Desert roads. Driving behind someone on a dirt road is not only unpleasant, but a little dangerous. the dust kicked up by a car can obscure road hazards, and generate other debris that can take out headlights and windshields. Either go slow enough that dust isn't a problem or separate by several car lengths. Upon separation, each fork or turn should be a pause point, where each car stops for a moment until they're sure the next car can see them take that particular turn.
As the lead car, try to imagine what it's like driving behind you, and what kind of position you'd be in if your leader were to disappear and you didn't have the directions. Often caravanning isn't about directions, it's about company, camaraderie, and safety. One car on a lonely desert road is a target, 12 cars is a party.
Caravanning 101
The first rule of caravanning is staying together. Let's say that you, Bob and Meg are in three different cars and have to get to the same place. You know where you're going, Bob doesn't and Meg has a vague idea. That puts you as the lead car, and Meg should be the tail.
Okay, so, let's go by parts
Lead. The lead car should, of course, have one (and only one) person who KNOWS how to get there, or at least has a map. If you've got two people who know the route, split them up into separate cars to form a tail. The lead car controls the tempo of the trip. If cars behind are lagging, then the lead should slow down, if they're riding the bumper, then the lead can speed up. If other cars move into the caravan's lane between cars, it's best for the lead to slow down to encourage the stranger to find another lane. Also, occasionally, stoplights, bridges, or whatever can cause a temporary break in the caravan. When this happens, the lead car (and any still following) should pull over and wait. If anyone looks at you funny, hold a cell phone to your ear and yell.
Middle. If you're a middle car, it's up to you to stay as legally close to the Lead as possible. Do not ride the bumper unless the caravan is going below the speed limit and you think the lead is waiting for you to catch up. Also, don't lag behind unless your vehicle cannot keep up. When either the front or back person changes lanes, you should also do so immediately, there may be a turn coming up. And if you need to stop, but don't have a cell phone, flash your high beams and turn on a turn signal.
Rear. The rear position is both the shepherd and the linebacker When a long caravan needs to change lanes, the rear car goes first. Since the caravan is usually going slower than surrounding traffic, once the rear car makes it over, they can hold a hole open for the rest. Also, if something unexpected should happen the rear car moves to the front and takes lead of the shorter line (unless a couple of quick cell calls have determined what else to do).
Quick tips:
- Short line, in town, traffic lights. If you see a light about to change as the lead car, slow down and eat the yellow. Better to take a few hits on lights than to split up the caravan. If your line gets broken, pull over and wait.
- Middle car needs gas, no phone. Flash high beams until front car pulls over. Lead should tap brakes to acknowledge high beams.
- Middle car flashes lights, no phone. On a highway, take next exit, in town, pull into a parking lot.
- Long string on highway, other traffic merging and separating caravan. Leader should slow down to encourage merging cars to merge out. If merging cars won't leave AND they further slow down the caravan, middle and rear cars should go around.
- Highway merging, long string. Lead car turns on turn signal, each car turns on signal when they see one in front, rear car merges at earliest convenience then holds the lane open for other cars to merge.
- Long line on highway, time for a break. Take an exit with the greatest variety of options is presented (you know the type: McD, BK, Wendy's, Dennys, all with big signs). Pull into the closest large parking lot, taking right turns. Break up caravan from there, re-merge at another designated spot.
- Cell phones. Cells are more common than ever, but, still a lot of folks don't have them. Try to make sure each car has one phone, and each car has at least the lead car's number.
- Desert roads. Driving behind someone on a dirt road is not only unpleasant, but a little dangerous. the dust kicked up by a car can obscure road hazards, and generate other debris that can take out headlights and windshields. Either go slow enough that dust isn't a problem or separate by several car lengths. Upon separation, each fork or turn should be a pause point, where each car stops for a moment until they're sure the next car can see them take that particular turn.
As the lead car, try to imagine what it's like driving behind you, and what kind of position you'd be in if your leader were to disappear and you didn't have the directions. Often caravanning isn't about directions, it's about company, camaraderie, and safety. One car on a lonely desert road is a target, 12 cars is a party.
15 June 2007
Green Burn Project needs your help!
Green Burn Project needs your help!
The green burn project is a dedicated group of people trying to make non-petroleum based fuels available to the fire conclave for the night of the burn. lafc.org/green_burn.html
One of the fuels that we have selected to replace white gas, Ethyl Acetate, is particularly hard to find at industrial purity. At reagent purity, it's extremely cost prohibitive ($40/gal). We KNOW that, among other things, it's used as a replacement for acetone in some nail polish removers, so an industrial source must be out there. But we can't find it.
So, we need folks who have any connection to any chemical supplier to ask if Ethyl Acetate is available in economy sources.
13 June 2007
It finally happened
In a surprise announcement today, Microsoft founder Bill Gates, acting as chief software developer announced today that Windows 95 is .... finally.... out of beta. That's right. You can now run updater and get the full release version of W95 with no bugs or security holes. :)
10 June 2007
Dream a little dream....
Okay, so I woke up from a bad dream last night. Apparently my anxiety about Burning Man preparedness is bubbling up. It was an odd dream, I arrived at Burning Man's house (really), all ready for the burn. I had a box truck loaded with my stuff for the burn. Inside the truck was a single suitcase (regular size). But I was distressed at the fact that the suitcase contained almost nothing. I remarked that I must've left the real one at home (though I knew I hadn't). So I started back, by driving the truck over the curb and around the buildings, apparently lost and unable to find the road home.
The odd part(s) was that I had just spent a whole day doing things to get prepared (refilling my extinguisher, buying Bio-d, etc), and coincidentally, my art car registration came today. :)
The odd part(s) was that I had just spent a whole day doing things to get prepared (refilling my extinguisher, buying Bio-d, etc), and coincidentally, my art car registration came today. :)
08 June 2007
Is that the moving bell?
Looks like it's time to get outta here. The manager is under a lot of stress from someone calling the city several times for code violations, and is taking it out on me. Today, he ripped out my intercom system because I wouldn't let an unintelligible man enter the building. Granted, this guy was on the clock, but all he could manage in english was "Manayer". *sigh* Then he tried to claim that the intercom and entry system wasn't written in to the lease and that the original agreement to install it was some kind of back alley agreement between him and I. (It was in fact approved verbally by the landlord long before that)
SO, since something like this rarely ends well, I need to start looking for a new place. That's fine, I'm just glad that it happened before I sent the rent check.
my ultimate place would either be a small, solo warehouse kind of thing, or a shared artistic environment.
SO, since something like this rarely ends well, I need to start looking for a new place. That's fine, I'm just glad that it happened before I sent the rent check.
my ultimate place would either be a small, solo warehouse kind of thing, or a shared artistic environment.
29 May 2007
Ocean of Fire Double Feature!!!!
Okay, so, not only are we gonna Crush the Dutch and re-take the record for most simultaneous breathers.
BUT
We are now on track to SET a record for most number of people engaged in a successful flame pass. That's right, we're making a NEW record (very rare to get approval for this kind of thing...particularly in fire breathing). So, Thursday at Burningman, the place to be is the Shiva Vista!
BUT
We are now on track to SET a record for most number of people engaged in a successful flame pass. That's right, we're making a NEW record (very rare to get approval for this kind of thing...particularly in fire breathing). So, Thursday at Burningman, the place to be is the Shiva Vista!
27 May 2007
Raver Tip
Okay, it's Memorial day, so pretty much every store has american flags for sale. And that's your raver tip. At outdoor venues, officials ease up on you quite a bit when you're under Old Glory. Not sure why, but it you've ever left a busted rave and gone by off-roaders to get home, that's part of the reason. Something about a flag-waving, gun-toting freak that makes cops and BLM run like scared children. This was the biggest tip we got when throwing Burning Woman (an event still held up by the BLM as a perfectly run event). Granted, the potties and medical tent helped a bit, but copious and obvious placement of flags started their visit out on the right track.
SO.... try getting one of those flags you slip over your antenna. If you can't get that one, get one you roll up in a window. Either way, toss it into the back window ledge and forget about it until you hit that first turn-off for the next party. Then, pull it out and 'proudly' display it. Frequently, flagged cars are waved right through drunk tests, and right by the drug sniffing dogs.
It probably wouldn't hurt to have a little copy of the constitution on the dash either... :)
22 May 2007
Crush the Dutch
Burningman 2006: 82 fire breathers gathered together to break a long-standing record of 70 people breathing fire simultaneously. They succeeded.
Early 2007: A Dutch group gets 115 people together to go after the record. Their success is unknown, though, they have declared victory.
Burningman 2007: The Ocean of Fire project will be at it again. OOF III will try to re-break this record by crushing the dutch attempt. Join us at the OOF page.
16 May 2007
Memories
So, I just had an old flame drop back into my life. Got me thinking about the roads I've been down. I mean, for the last 10 years or so, I've been falling deeper and deeper into the fire community here in LA and at Burningman. But I've been a lot of other things in my life, and have had to make some hard choices.
I don't often have time for "what if" dreams, but Alla has been in and out of my life since I was a child. We've been through thick and thin together, and a lot of my important decisions have been counseled by her. So naturally, her re-appearance has me thinking about things: my marriage, divorce, the army, my computer programming career, clowning, moving west, *sigh*. Lots of old memories.
And now, the new and the old are getting all tied up. Makes me pensive....
Maybe it's the weather... :)
11 May 2007
01 May 2007
Hurray!
Hurray hurray the first of May, outdoor boinking starts today!
It's finally feeling like spring. And business is [finally] booming. Unfortunately that will mean less and less time online.
Oh, and still looking for firewalkers and locations for a Discovery channel piece.
It's finally feeling like spring. And business is [finally] booming. Unfortunately that will mean less and less time online.
Oh, and still looking for firewalkers and locations for a Discovery channel piece.
24 April 2007
Apr 07 SAFFE meeting
As many of you are aware, i am the NAFAA representative to a Southern California gathering of Fire Marshals and related movie industry reps as involved with fire and special effects (SAFFE). I got started with these meetings in the process of setting up Burn Club and try to attend each quarterly meeting when possible.
Most of the topics are quite dry. For example, there was an hour-long powerpoint presentation on the permitting process for fireworks manufacturers (thank gawd they have coffee for free). :) However a few things were of interest to our community
1) they have a website up www.safefirefx.org/
2) LA city fire will no longer require a pyro 1 or 2 to be onsite for open flame effects performance on movie sets. Expect NAFAA safety regs to be imposed, however.
3) There was note that "cage poi" are difficult or impossible to extinguish with towels, and a suggestion that extinguishers (CO2 or ABC) be on hand for dousing them.
4) Someone applied for a burn permit on a movie lot (yes, I know who), without a safety plan, spotter, or even safety equipment. Pretty much all the studios in LA have been exposed to the NAFAA regs by now and have their standards set appropriately to them. You may not have to follow them to the letter, but that's pretty much what's expected of you now. It can mean the difference between a juicy gig and walking home.
Also, NAFAA has been asked to provide a suggested checklist for fire marshals to help them insure that the basics are covered when they look over a fire performers safety set-up. Due date is July 24th. We will be discussing this on the NAFAA discussion list.
Subscription address discussion-subscribe@nafaa.org
Contact me directly if you have trouble with this list.
There has been some noise about expanding and separating the basic NAFAA tool standards into it's own set of codes. If this project takes off, I'd like to modify the NAFAA regs to include mention of those codes, and eliminate section III, or at least take it down to onsite safety checks only. This too, will be discussed on the list.
Most of the topics are quite dry. For example, there was an hour-long powerpoint presentation on the permitting process for fireworks manufacturers (thank gawd they have coffee for free). :) However a few things were of interest to our community
1) they have a website up www.safefirefx.org/
2) LA city fire will no longer require a pyro 1 or 2 to be onsite for open flame effects performance on movie sets. Expect NAFAA safety regs to be imposed, however.
3) There was note that "cage poi" are difficult or impossible to extinguish with towels, and a suggestion that extinguishers (CO2 or ABC) be on hand for dousing them.
4) Someone applied for a burn permit on a movie lot (yes, I know who), without a safety plan, spotter, or even safety equipment. Pretty much all the studios in LA have been exposed to the NAFAA regs by now and have their standards set appropriately to them. You may not have to follow them to the letter, but that's pretty much what's expected of you now. It can mean the difference between a juicy gig and walking home.
Also, NAFAA has been asked to provide a suggested checklist for fire marshals to help them insure that the basics are covered when they look over a fire performers safety set-up. Due date is July 24th. We will be discussing this on the NAFAA discussion list.
Subscription address discussion-subscribe@nafaa.org
Contact me directly if you have trouble with this list.
There has been some noise about expanding and separating the basic NAFAA tool standards into it's own set of codes. If this project takes off, I'd like to modify the NAFAA regs to include mention of those codes, and eliminate section III, or at least take it down to onsite safety checks only. This too, will be discussed on the list.
20 April 2007
An open letter to the Pope.
I am an Ex-catholic. Part of the reason for this is that I never had Faith. Part of the reason is that my only religious experience was animistic, not Abrahamic.
As an outsider, who's an ex insider, I have a few observations.
1) you believe in Papal infallibility both forward and backward in time. However you do not believe that psychics and fortune tellers get their gifts from God. So, if seeing the future is not in god's plan, and the Pope does not have this capacity, then decisions made by the pontiff are only infallible for the scope of his decision. Let's keep this in mind.
2) Now, the Abrahamic churches have traditionally installed church doctrine to assist in public health issues: Jewish Kosher Laws, fish on friday, etc. Currently the church faces two primary threats. First is overpopulation. In areas that are stringently Catholic, population growth is at dangerous levels. Left unchecked, it will cause global repercussions. This brings up a variety of issues.
2a) Marriage: what is it for? originally it helped insure Paternity, now, all the rhetoric says it's about family. If this is so, then why do you still allow infertile couples to get married? If your answer is adoption, then why not allow same-sex couples? if we're reading into the letter of Leviticus, why not allow lesbian couples?
2b) Contraception: why not use any? You allow medical operations. You allow pharmaceuticals. You allow for some types of birth control. Why not allow chemical or surgical birth control? If a marriage has already produced ...say... two children, or at least one, then why not allow for permanent contraceptive methods?
2c) Fornication is not forbidden in the 10 commandments. Yet your stance on Adultery has softened over the last few years. So, your resistance to fornication is nearly meaningless. This makes premarital sex so rampant that a disturbing percentage of all marriages occur within 8 months of the first child born (ahem). Despite the marriage and family link, a marriage strictly to cover over a premarital conception ALSO goes against anything that could be the point of Marriage.
3) Disease. We have a large number of diseases running rampant in the world today. When they were STDs, you had the option of sitting aloof and declaring them Gods punishment to the libidinous. However, diseases like aids, herpes, bird flu and others can be spread though strict observation of religious rites. Again, the Church allows for some medical sciences, why not endorse health education? Also, combine the lack of health education with the growing fornication rates, and you have a recipe for a global pandemic issue.
I implore you to solve any one of these issues. The simple indulgence of condoms could halt overpopulation, reduce disease transmission, and may even put a damper on fornication. (Lord knows I hate those things)
16 April 2007
The Leo / Snake
THE SNAKE CHARMING
The Snake born in Leo is always right. Even if he's wrong. He is nonetheless absolutely certain that he knows best. And frequently, especially for himself and in order to achieve his own ends, the Leo/Snake is not far off. Wisdom and clairvoyance are part of the Snake legacy. But the addition of Leo to the cool-headed Snake character, although it lends some sunshine and warmth, also deals this character a hand loaded with vanity. Now the already extravagant and presumptuous Snake has to carry around excess baggage in the form of a swollen skull that just doesn't quit. Love is the outlet that this person seeks - everywhere! Multiple love affairs, serial marriages and a deep longing for true love characterize this gorgeous person's sexual history. Intense lovemaking lends closeness and intimacy to this otherwise heady person's existence. Let's just say the Leo/Snake is famous for bone-chilling sexual exploits and, trust me, if you ever have the good fortune to bed one, you will remember my words...
Famous Leo Snakes - Mae West, Jackie Kennedy, Robert Mitchum.......
Good Compatibilities - Gemini Ox.......
-'splains a bit, no? :)
The Snake born in Leo is always right. Even if he's wrong. He is nonetheless absolutely certain that he knows best. And frequently, especially for himself and in order to achieve his own ends, the Leo/Snake is not far off. Wisdom and clairvoyance are part of the Snake legacy. But the addition of Leo to the cool-headed Snake character, although it lends some sunshine and warmth, also deals this character a hand loaded with vanity. Now the already extravagant and presumptuous Snake has to carry around excess baggage in the form of a swollen skull that just doesn't quit. Love is the outlet that this person seeks - everywhere! Multiple love affairs, serial marriages and a deep longing for true love characterize this gorgeous person's sexual history. Intense lovemaking lends closeness and intimacy to this otherwise heady person's existence. Let's just say the Leo/Snake is famous for bone-chilling sexual exploits and, trust me, if you ever have the good fortune to bed one, you will remember my words...
Famous Leo Snakes - Mae West, Jackie Kennedy, Robert Mitchum.......
Good Compatibilities - Gemini Ox.......
-'splains a bit, no? :)
24 March 2007
And the Record goes to.....
Drum roll please......
From the claim section of the Guinness site:
" Claim ID 125758 (Ocean of fire II)
Congratulations! Your record has been approved and a certificate has been sent to the address provided in your profile. If you you need to order additional certificates, please use the option on the right."
Ladies and Gentlemen, We have a record! As soon as i get the certificate, I'll make a high-res scan of it and post it where it can be downloaded. If you want your own physical, from-Guinness certificate, it'll run about $30.
HOWEVER
There's a group in denmark claiming to have 115. So, we're on again. i'd like to gather 150 people At the Shiva Vista Project, Thursday night again, and re-take this record....
13 March 2007
Street Kendo
Okay, the days are getting longer and it was still daylight at 7pm
today. Thank you Daylight savings time. That means that daylight
will be encroaching on our pastoral little park before burn club.
As promised, I'll start showing up a little earlier, let's say 7:30,
if anyone is interested, and be giving lessons in street kendo.
Street kendo is a very direct martial sword art. There are no
frills, no real kata, and only 4 moves to memorize. There is a lot
of direct sparring, the possibility of bruising or minor injury, and
a lot of intense training in single stick self defense. The focus is
to train you to defend yourself, return attacks and attack creatively
all while maintaining a quiet, focused mentality. This will provide
you with the tools necessary to protect yourself in both re-world
scenarios, and when active stage choreography goes wrong.
All students are expected to have their own Shinai. Boken, kali
sticks, canes and other hard devices are not allowed. It is strongly
suggested that students invest in gloves and other protective gear,
but such things will not be necessary until sparring begins. Each
student rises at his or her own level, and spars when ready.
I can make available $20 shinai to those who request them, if my
supplier is feeling generous. But it's best if you find one on your
own to get the right length and weight. While in a martial arts
supply house, look into gloves: something that does not inhibit your
sword work too much.
Classes begin Wednesday April 4th, 7:30 pm at the Burn Club park:
www.lafc.org/burnclub/
and may commence weekly if enough interest is shown.
11 March 2007
AVP II
10 March 2007
Spring Forward
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