31 March 2008

DTV Update


Okie dokie. So, this is an update of the first DTV post:
http://people.tribe.net/tedward/blog/66a9babe-ee71-43d6-a108-1df4280cfff9
I FINALLY got my converter box coupons ($40 off governmentally approved digital boxes)
And after looking around, I've decided that this is being used to make some sweeping reforms in broadcast TV. It sure looks like all the boxes on the coupon program have the V-chip installed, and the FCC is actually killing analog broadcasting as of next Feb. SO. What that means is that after Feb '09, no one will have an excuse for not having a V-chip. The older, non-digital TVs simply will not work without a converter box, and the newer stuff all have one installed. But, if you manage to find a digital converter box without the v-chip, you won't get $40 off from the government, PLUS, you will likely spend more than the $50-$90 range we're seeing right now.

What does this mean to you? How about uncut movies to your TV? No more funny sounds when people dare to utter the 7 words you can't say on TV. Maybe even uncut cable shows like Sex and the City, Weeds, or South Park. Heck, we might even see something like PBS porn (and no more money-raising efforts).

23 March 2008

V Day!

Thursday the 27th of March 2008 marks the 10th anniversary of the FDA approval of Viagra as an impotence pill. Since it's introduction, men over 40 now have hope of getting it up after doing too much Coke in the 80s. It's given us Saddam Hussein, who was reportedly addicted to the little blue pill. It gave us a 60 year old mother (hey Someone had hit that, and my guess is it wasn't the paperboy). And it's radically reduced spending on mid-life crisis sports cars.

So, this Thursday, get a nice woodie going, stick it out the window and yell "It's my cock and I want it Hard!" Or better yet, stick it somewhere where it can do some good... :o)

18 March 2008

More Power!


Okay, so I've been doing some thinking.

Kramer Junction is the largest solar power plant in the nation. Instead of inefficient solar panels, it uses reflectors to heat up synthetic oil which is then pumped to a closed water container, causing it to boil, and the steam pressure turns a turbine. The "waste" product is steam. The only down side is the resources and energy loss in transmission to where it's needed.

This got me thinking. We could use this technology in the city. Hear me out....

First, place the reflectors over any sunken highway, like the 10 in Santa Monica. Put the plant near the reflectors. Pump in Sea Water for boiling.

Okay, So, now, instead of sending the waste steam to the air, use it to pre-heat the incoming seawater, making steam production more efficient, AND condensing the waste steam into.... Distilled WATER!!!! At night, the plant continues to pump ocean water through the system to desalinate the reaction chambers. The pumps can be powered by battery reserves at the plants.

So, we get Power... lots of it, right where we need it; it can be plugged right into the existing grid. We partially eliminate a driving hazard during certain parts of the year: specifically morning and sunset sun glare on East-west roads. We gain a source of distilled water that can be used to bolster fresh water supplies.

I'm just not seeing a down side beyond the initial cost.

17 March 2008

My other Blog

I have a second passion. I hate TV commercials. Some more than others. So much so that I made a whole tribe for this passion....
http://tribes.tribe.net/headon

08 March 2008

An Homage to the Great Gax


Gary Gygax died this week at age 69. So what? Well, you might only know him from D&D fame, but his reach was far and broad.
Pull up a chair, lemme tells ya a story.
Gygax was first involved in the creation of 3 games: Greyhawk, Blackmoor, and Eldritch Wizardry. These were modifications to the first game he helped build called Chainmail.

Chainmail was a series of rules for large scale battle simulation. It became the default set of rules for all combat recreations, including live civil war reenactments, Risk, Starfleet battles, Warcraft, Diablo, and a hundred classified military simulations. Yes, even the movie Wargames had a toe in Chainmail. Though the simulations were all calculated by a group of scientists, they used a derivative of the Chainmail rules to insure their accuracy. So basically, if you're playing any kind of game or simulation with 20 or more possible troups, you're probably playing a child of Chainmail.

Greayhaw, Blackmoor and Eldritch wizardy got combined and refined into Dungeons and Dragons. And while it's true that much of the fantasy was "borrowed" from existing sources, The game system itself led in many directions. First, D&D was the origin root of all role playing games: Champions, Cyberpunk, Traveler, etc. So, if you've ever rolled dice with anything but 6 sides, that's probably due to the Gax.

Second, D&D was such a fast and dirty system that it was stripped of it's fantasy and utilized in clinical Psychiatric environments. Later, I would write a variation of D&D called Blaster Sword and Shield (never released publicly), specifically intended for utilization in these environs. With the fine tuning of later Role playing environs, clinical psychologists could achieve never before dreamed-of manipulations of a patient's psyche.

Third, D&D jumped to computers as an early unix game called Dungeon! which lead to Zork which lead to Castle Wolfenstein. CW was the first animated first-person shooter. It gave birth to Doom, Marathon, Halo, and abut a third of all video games on the market. Most recently World of Warcraft, Everquest, etc.

Fourth, D&D was purchased (briefly) by Wizards of the Coast, the company responsible for Magic - The Gathering. Most collectible card games are based on that system which was based on D&D in the first place.

On a social level, D&D has served to keep social rejects out of social situations where they could possibly thin the chances of mate selection for those people not smart enough to fully engage their brain. :P

And oddly enough, it was the popularity of D&D, not Tolkein that lead to the decision to green light the Lord of the Rings again. The Rank and Bass version very nearly killed the series for Hollywood, but the surge of D&D children, like Everquest, WoW, Magic, etc was the intended targeted market.

In a strange way, D&D is partially responsible for Ren Fairs and SCA. SCA being the medieval recreation society that started as a live action D&D guild, Ren Fair being the renaissance variant of SCA (for those people who wanted to go beyond 1500).

Still not impressed? The fraternity built by Gamers is so far reaching that D&D is like a low hum in every high-tech environment: NASA, IT, Physics (Carl Saga, Steve Hawking and Asimov were all gamers), Sci Fi of all kinds. The Geeks that rolled dice in their basements and watched Star Trek as kids make direct connections to: IPhone, Quick Time, VTOL, Ion Drive engines, The Space shuttle, many comouter programs, CDs/DVDs, and so much more.

The hippies may have had the 60s (thanks, by the way). But the Geeks had the 70s. While all the pretty, hairy people were wearing polyester and gold chains, the geeks were building a fraternity that changed the world. BTW, when they weren't rolling dice they were building the technology to make it possible for you to read this. Tip a d4 to Gary the next time you shoot, stab, blow up, heal, or connect with anyone in any way other than FTF. :)

06 March 2008

SOFB2 update


So, as part of the footage for this project, i wanted to film all the steps needed to get to the Box, plus the four basic box skills.
here's the raw footage:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7895407968074807928&hl=en
1) Pop
2) Sustain without torch
3) Hit-Torch
4) Two Torch
5) Hit two-torch

And the four box skills:
Sweep left to right
Sweep right to left
Kneel vertical to standing horizontal
standing horizontal to kneeling vertical.

For those who have forgotten their box training, or would like to try, you should be able to do all 5 basic skills cleanly and at least one of the four box skills cleanly.

05 March 2008

State of Fire Breathing


Okay, so, I made a little video (with a controversial name) 'The State of Fire Breathing #1'
I intend these to be an ongoing series that keeps breathers up to date with trends and such in fire breathing.

I'd like to do a second video now featuring the Breather's box and the various skills needed to perform it.
What this means is that I'll need 9 box-trained breathers to commit to a single day (wednesday at the park?) where we can take about an hour out to catch this all on a camera.

I've selected March 19th as the first tentative date, 9pm at the Burn Club park. Please let me know if you can join us....